I literally don’t know anybody that works as hard as me. And I only know one bitch that works harder than me. This crazy workaholic loves all you ladies on tumblr, but I need some sleep before work AGAIN!!!
Why don’t people like insomnia? I stare at my ceiling and count how many times I blink. I’d never get the chance to that during the day….
I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me
how the pussy should be eaten:
- like it’ll pay off all their student loans.
- like the key to happiness is buried in there.
- like they’ll be granted a tax free life.
- like they heard the fountain of youth was in there.
- like it’ll grant you three wishes for whatever you heart desires.
- like its the last supper and you trying to be the 13th disciple.
staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change
talk furby to me