Simple Life

weedjoke420:

she’s beauty and she’s grace, she dropped her phone on her face

lggyzalea:

when you’re out with your friends and someone really hot walks by 

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foxnewsofficial:

i get so affectionate when i’m sleepy it’s disgusting

cassjaytuck:

what if you started making car alarm noises when people you didn’t like touched you

ayothewuisback:

Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh

ayothewuisback:

Upon cleaning out the darkest depths of my grandmother’s fridge, I discovered food that is older than me. This expired in February… 1987. This can saw Reaganomics. This can saw The Challenger explode. It saw the fall of the Soviet Union. It was around when Tupac got shot. Both times. This can is older than The Simpsons. #bruh

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

starting-to-feel-just-right:

disneyanddykes:

lesbian-geek:

Whew i think it just got hot in here!

I would set my house on fire

Uhm would set myself on fire for a chance with that

starting-to-feel-just-right:

disneyanddykes:

lesbian-geek:

Whew i think it just got hot in here!

I would set my house on fire

Uhm would set myself on fire for a chance with that

pattyeffinmayonnaise:

young & thuggin