Simple Life
Exhaustion!!!

I literally don’t know anybody that works as hard as me. And I only know one bitch that works harder than me. This crazy workaholic loves all you ladies on tumblr, but I need some sleep before work AGAIN!!!

Why don’t people like insomnia? I stare at my ceiling and count how many times I blink. I’d never get the chance to that during the day….

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

shydeiac:

how the pussy should be eaten:

  • like it’ll pay off all their student loans.
  • like the key to happiness is buried in there.
  • like they’ll be granted a tax free life.
  • like they heard the fountain of youth was in there. 
  • like it’ll grant you three wishes for whatever you heart desires.  
  • like its the last supper and you trying to be the 13th disciple.

liamfx:

staff at checkout: that’ll be $9.95
me: here’s $10.00
me: keep the change 
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fierrrrrrce:

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fierrrrrrce:

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furbychild:

talk furby to me

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fierrrrrrce:

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